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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Some experts say methamphetamine is more
addictive than any other drug. Here's one reason why, according to
"Mothers Against Methamphetamines" founder Dr. Mary Holley: "The
effect of an IV hit of methamphetamine is the equivalent of 10 orgasms
all on top of each other lasting for 30 minutes to an hour, with a feeling
of arousal that lasts for another day and a half." At least that's what it's
like in the early stages of using the drug. After a while, hell sets in and the
body is no longer happy. Luckily, you Scorpios won't be tempted to fall
victim to meth splurges any time soon. Without relying on anything more
than your natural powers, your capacity for experiencing erotic pleasure
will be substantial.