Demetri Martin - Hilarious Hottie

"I like the game rock paper scissors but 2/3rds.

Like Rock beats Scissors.
Oh man, these scissors are all bent I cant cut with them, you win.

Or Scissors beats Paper.
This paper is cut into strips it’s useless I cant write on it, you win.

Then, Paper beats Rock….Rock is fine!
There is no structural damage to rock.
Rock can break through paper whenever it wants.
Paper sucks.

It should be Rock, Explosives with a cuttable wick, Scissors."



Please note: Demetri Martin, Hottie, born 1973. *yes!* :)
My favourite joke: The Ice Cube in Glass joke - can't capture. must see.